The greek system.

"The sorority system makes me drink less."

"What?"

"I mean, I can't finish this bottle of wine and still make it to chapter."

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True Life: I'm a senior.

"I'm watching episodes of I Love Lucy for hw."
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This happened too.

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Culinary class.

"That smells so good."

"It's burnt toast."

A wild Sunday.

"We live in an eight bedroom. It turned into a resume writing seminar."

That happened.

Plum Treat:

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How not to park.

"Do I have any more room?"
"Yes."
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'I give great advice.'

"You're a good-looking guy. The world is your oyster."
"And my number is 516-48..."
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You need a nickname.

"We could call them Mach."

"I don't know...I still prefer Zadalyn."

In anticipation of tonight.

"I'm going to go hard tonight...I'm going to have three keystones."

Inside the Bathroom.

"I think there's a deadly strain of black mold growing on our shower curtain."

after a long night out.

"text me to let me know you got home safe."

"but I live upstairs?"

at a second floor pregame.

"I guess I'll just chase with air."