"He looks like a kid out of a youtube video."
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A light bulb just went off.

"And this is what Jeff brings me."

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Goldman Relachs

"He tried to gauge my interest for a position in Bangalore."

Follow the Tweeter.

"Can I tell you my next tweet?"
"If you keep telling me your tweets in advance, I will unfollow you."
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We could make them race?

"That's some law shit right there."

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Thanks, spell check.

"OMG, so sorry about the Professor Dress!!!"
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Mama Tease

"Come watch this. It looks SO good."
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Flu season.

"Where's Josh?"
"I think he came down with a case of senioritis caucus."
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I'm turning 21, Bitch.

"Are you gunna have 21 shots?"
"I'm thinking 21 sips."
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Purity Needs

"Get the fudge out of my ice cream."

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Lost and found.

"Has anyone seen Jess?"

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Study, buddy.

"Are you studying for 305 right now?"

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Yes, this happened too.

Immature:

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I am your blog!

"I'm really into this."

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Wine and Dine me.

"I have one class today. And I'm drunk in it."

Call me.

"You're warranty policy has been voided because there are extensive scuffs and dents on your phone."

"But I have a compulsive alcohol problem that prevents me from taking care of my possessions."

"A replacement phone could cost up to $500."

"Sorry, what?"

"Well, does it have to be a Blackberry?"

"Yes."
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Mad reckless.

"I said I wanted to drive into oncoming traffic."

"No. You were driving into oncoming traffic."

save the brotherhood.

"Will there be masseuses at this rush event?"
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Jersey Bore.

"That's how you get 'em out!"
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PETA was here.

"This one's for the turtle."
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Do a lot of people live there?

"Wait, there's a fifth floor in this building?"
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We watch tennis.

"It kind of looks like Venus Williams is dancing to 'we no speak Americano.'"

I just said that.

"I'm very much as drunk as I could be."
"What?"
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300 references.

"My point's that, according to Jacksonian Politics, and Demi Moore was in a movie,..."
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The good stuff.

"I'm leaving with the pot. But not the good pot."
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The greek system.

"The sorority system makes me drink less."

"What?"

"I mean, I can't finish this bottle of wine and still make it to chapter."

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True Life: I'm a senior.

"I'm watching episodes of I Love Lucy for hw."
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This happened too.

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Culinary class.

"That smells so good."

"It's burnt toast."

A wild Sunday.

"We live in an eight bedroom. It turned into a resume writing seminar."

That happened.

Plum Treat:

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How not to park.

"Do I have any more room?"
"Yes."
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'I give great advice.'

"You're a good-looking guy. The world is your oyster."
"And my number is 516-48..."
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You need a nickname.

"We could call them Mach."

"I don't know...I still prefer Zadalyn."

In anticipation of tonight.

"I'm going to go hard tonight...I'm going to have three keystones."

Inside the Bathroom.

"I think there's a deadly strain of black mold growing on our shower curtain."

after a long night out.

"text me to let me know you got home safe."

"but I live upstairs?"

at a second floor pregame.

"I guess I'll just chase with air."